PGOTA

Its true, chicks kill the music. Usually that's not the girl's fault though. The thing is: back when we were single young high school kids, we were constantly hunting for a girlfriend. We wanted nothing more than to just be with a girl. Well in the end you get your wish. Because it turns out that girls want more of our time than we can offer. And most of us guys are complete slaves to the womanus cause we can barely believe they put up with us in the first place.

I have a theory: There are 3 things to look for in the Potential Girlfriend Of The Artist.

1. The PGOTA (prunounced Puh-goat-uh) must be an independent hard working woman with goals and hobbies of her own. Do not confuse this with the girl who SAYS she has dreams; this is a trick. The woman must be actively pursuing these ambitions. The reason being: a girl with her own hobbies and goals will not get in the way of yours. WARNING! Avoid at all costs the artist-latching soul sucker. This succubus wants only to cling at your robes and drag you into the doldrums.

2. The PGOTA should be someone who likes/loves you for YOU. Avoid the rescuer girl who wants to change you into something else. She will never want you to succeed. Move instead toward the girl who pushes you to do your hobbies. A clear sign of the non-approver is this:

Kimball: Hey, I'm leaving. I've got band practice.
%a+!3: (sigh) uh..okay.
Kimball: What's wrong?
%a+!3: nothing. bye...

3. And last! Actually I think that's it. No wait, I've got it! Never become a John and Yoko. When trying out the PGOTA be aware of when you start to recede from your normal crew and hobbies. This is a bad sign. You will justify it by telling yourself, "But I just want to spend more time with her because we're in love..." Wrong! A cool-ass chica will hang with your crew, and leave the mush and molestation to private times.

The Artist can prevail with female companionship! Just look at........
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